(Entry delayed by one day. The Aliens did allow Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider to contact Mission Control via an unfamiliar (at least to me) device. Bur they would not allow universal access.)
Dateline Carlsbad, New Mexico. Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider was in fact abducted and held for many, many days. Below is photographic evidence! But how, if I were held for days, could I be writing this today? Haven’t you ever heard of worm holes, time-space contiuum, and spacial tempural time travel? They took me, for what I didn’t know at first. Turns out they had done some research on Yours Truly and learned that I am a handyman type who can repair almost anything…..even an Alien Food Replicator. They, released me days later, but yet on the day they took me, with only a few lost minutes on my part. “The Truth Is Out There” indeed!
The City where I was held:
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I "escaped"....or perhaps they released me.
And Yours Truly hit the road in no time! I hadn’t planned on riding too far, but Carlsbad has some really big caves I can hide in while I prepare my tin foil hat. I’m told that is the only way to keep them from tracking you…..
As for what they call “scenery”, I swear if I look hard enough I could see the Space Needle from here! And I had the pleasure to talk to our new found friends Al and Francis, who hail from these here parts (a little local lingo for Y’all). They told me I was actually in the prettiest part of my route down to Corpus Christi, and I was in for hot, flat, and nothing but sage brush for the next few days. Yay.
As Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider said, this should have been posted yesterday, 6-10-13. However, this may work out because today 6-11-13 may be a BLOG day off. Considering the above invaluable information, Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider may just hit it hard, stay on it, and put it behind as quickly as possible (without getting a speeding ticket of course…that would be tacky).
Ride On
C.C.R.
