{"id":849,"date":"2013-06-24T05:47:02","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T12:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/?p=849"},"modified":"2013-06-24T05:47:02","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T12:47:02","slug":"flood-lost-daddy-hot-babes-suwannee-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/flood-lost-daddy-hot-babes-suwannee-river","title":{"rendered":"A Flood, A Lost Daddy, and Very Hot Babes – \u201cWay Down Upon The Suwannee River!!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dateline Suwannee River, Florida. Yes indeed, Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider has been spelling it wrong all these years too. I always thought it was \u201cSwanee River\u201d. It\u2019s OK, no one is looking, you can admit that you did too.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Suwannee River, Florida.
\n\"Suwannee<\/a><\/p>\n

Back in the day, we called certain Officers \u201cGoo Magnets\u201d, a politically correct term invented to replace \u201cSH _ _ Magnet\u201d. For example, there is a certain Officer in the Seattle PD Traffic Section. She\u2019s short, Asian, and a real \u201cSH _ _ magnet. No names here, but I’m tempted! That’s OK, she knows who she is. She\u2019s a great cop, and always into something \u201cGooey\u201d. Yours Truly is beginning to wonder if she rubbed off before I retired.<\/p>\n

Here’s why. Your\u2019s Truly started his day at 0300 today. Why you may ask? Well, there I was in my little pup tent, rain pouring like a waterfall from the sky, and I hear a small boy\u2019s voice screaming at the top of his lungs over and over \u201cDaddy!! Daddy!! Daddy!!\u201d This went on for a full 5 or more minutes while I threw my shoes on and traipsed over to the little boy. The poor kid was hysterical. Between sobs and tears he told me that his daddy had gone to take a shower a long time ago and hadn\u2019t come back. By now a fellow camper had arrived so I told him to stay with the boy while I went searching. <\/p>\n

I asked the little whipper what his father\u2019s name was. He paused, looked at me like I was completely insane, and said \u201cDaddy\u201d! So I went looking for Daddy. I found a couple of guys outside the shower area but they said their tent was \u201cover there\u201d, pointing completely away from the boy\u2019s tent. Long story short, I didn\u2019t find daddy, did find a Security Officer, and got ready to call 911 as we returned to the tent. And there were the two guys who I had seen coming out of the showers. \u201cDaddy\u201d had returned. They both told a series of lies about what was going on, daddy\u2019s girlfriend arrived, also from the shower, and yours truly went into cop mode and gave them all a royal A _ _ chewing. Funny, they were gone early this morning. I still don\u2019t know what they were up to at 0300, but it sure wasn\u2019t to take a shower.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Operating on about 2 hours of sleep Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider headed out to the Suwannee River, where I would overnight, tenting again. I passed into the Eastern time zone along the Gulf, just about here at a place called WindMark Beach. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Time<\/a> <\/p>\n

Along my way I stopped in Apalachicola and ate a locally grown peach. WOW! And of course I had to try some boiled peanuts\u2026.a local delicacy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"PENTAX<\/a> <\/p>\n

\"PENTAX<\/a> <\/p>\n

And then it was on down to the campground for what I hope will be a good nights sleep (for a change). On the way I encountered these really, really hot babes! They musta been hot right? They’re standing in the water! They ran towards me when I stopped to take this pic. I guess Yours Truly still has it, huh?<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Hot,<\/a> <\/p>\n

Assuming my days ride started at 0300, Deborah sure got one helluva a ride today. God Bless you Deborah, and all of the Angels that rode with me today, and every day. I was trying to fall asleep behind the wheel due to heat, humidity, and lack of sleep. But they kept me safe\u2026again and always.<\/p>\n

Ride On,<\/p>\n

C.C.R.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dateline Suwannee River, Florida. Yes indeed, Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider has been spelling it wrong all these years too. I always thought it was \u201cSwanee River\u201d. It\u2019s OK, no one is looking, you can admit that you did too.…<\/span><\/p>\n

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