{"id":657,"date":"2013-06-11T10:14:10","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T17:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/?p=657"},"modified":"2013-06-17T23:57:03","modified_gmt":"2013-06-18T06:57:03","slug":"abducted-cancer-cure-rider-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/abducted-cancer-cure-rider-returned","title":{"rendered":"ABDUCTED!! Cancer Cure Rider Has Been Returned!"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Entry delayed by one day. The Aliens did allow Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider to contact Mission Control via an unfamiliar (at least to me) device. Bur they would not allow universal access.)<\/p>\n

Dateline Carlsbad, New Mexico. Your Intrepid Cancer Cure Rider was in fact abducted and held for many, many days. Below is photographic evidence! But how, if I were held for days, could I be writing this today? Haven\u2019t you ever heard of worm holes, time-space contiuum, and spacial tempural time travel? They took me, for what I didn\u2019t know at first. Turns out they had done some research on Yours Truly and learned that I am a handyman type who can repair almost anything\u2026..even an Alien Food Replicator. They, released me days later, but yet on the day they took me, with only a few lost minutes on my part. \u201cThe Truth Is Out There\u201d indeed!<\/strong>
\nThe City where I was held:<\/p>\n

\"City<\/a><\n\nI \"escaped\"....or perhaps they released me.\n\n\"I<\/a><\/p>\n

And Yours Truly hit the road in no time! I hadn\u2019t planned on riding too far, but Carlsbad has some really big caves I can hide in while I prepare my tin foil hat. I\u2019m told that is the only way to keep them from tracking you\u2026..<\/p>\n

As for what they call \u201cscenery\u201d, I swear if I look hard enough I could see the Space Needle from here! And I had the pleasure to talk to our new found friends Al and Francis, who hail from these here parts (a little local lingo for Y\u2019all). They told me I was actually in the prettiest part of my route down to Corpus Christi, and I was in for hot, flat, and nothing but sage brush for the next few days. Yay.<\/p>\n