{"id":655,"date":"2013-06-11T03:07:24","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T10:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/?p=655"},"modified":"2013-06-11T03:07:24","modified_gmt":"2013-06-11T10:07:24","slug":"memo-mission-control-cra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cancerrideamerica.org\/blog\/memo-mission-control-cra","title":{"rendered":"Memo From Mission Control RE: CRA"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cancer Cure Rider (CRA) has made contact with Mission Control. He reported that the Roswell Aliens have required his assistance and would not take no for an answer. They have cut off his Internet and phone access until he fixes their space crafts’ food replicator. <\/p>\n

CRA said that no one should worry and he will post a full report as soon as the Alien ship lands tomorrow and he is let go.<\/p>\n

Mission Control Leanne<\/p>\n

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Cancer Cure Rider (CRA) has made contact with Mission Control. He reported that the Roswell Aliens have required his assistance and would not take no for an answer. They have cut off his Internet and phone access until he fixes…<\/span><\/p>\n

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